Monthly Archives: December 2010

Chinese Restaurant Folks Thank Jews of America for Eating Chinese Food on X-Mas

A bunch of Chinese restaurant folks are thanking American Jews for eating their food during X-Mas.

Which reminds me of an old joke:

A Jew and a Chinese person are discussing their cultures. The Chinese guy says, “Our culture is the oldest in the world, being over 4,000 years old.”

The Jew replies, “Well ours is even older, at over 5,000 years.”

To which the Chinese guy exclaims, “That’s impossible. What did you guys live on for 1,000 years?”

Update: Lipa Schmeltzer Went to China

Lipa Schmeltzer, the Chassidishe singer/performer, is now in China ready to perform at a wedding. Shortly before he went, Lipa was sitting in Helen Hayes hospital singing to a Bochur with a broken leg, and before that picked up wood, most likely from “Hum Depo” (Home Depot), for the purposes of renovating a Shul.