Top Ten Signs You Are a Very Patriotic Hebrew

10. When the National Anthem comes on, your take off your kippah
9. Consider the Davey Crockett hat the American version of the streiml
8. Kiddush wine choices: red, white or blue (mascoto dasti)
7. The Mitzvah Tank is actually a Ford pickup truck
6. Considered of the question: did colonial Jews wear kippahs on top of their Whigs?
5. You dig the Declaration of Independence primarily because it was written on klaf
4. You refer to the Founding fathers as The Avos
3. You find these truths to be… “pushut”
2. You actually don’t pride yourself in clever tax evasion strategies
1. You refer to the Israeli flag as the “Star and Stripe”

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