Oslo What? Menachem Begin, Jimmy Carter, Anwar Sadat

Another oldie but goodie.

This is the late 1970’s. Jimmy Carter, Menachem Begin, and Anwar Sadat had just signed the Oslo Peace Process. Shortly afterwards, they went to the western wall to say some prayers. As soon as they were done, an interviewer asked each one what he prayed about.


Jimmy Carter, who was the first to be interviewed, stated while keeping his stupid grin, “I prayed that Israel would eventually give everything to the Arabs and move to the US so that us Americans can take full advantage of their talent, while paying them pennies.”

Anwar Sadat, the next to be interviewed, said, “I prayed that one day Israel will be driven right into the Mediterranean Sea.”

Finally, Menachem Begin, the typical Yid, replied nonchalantly when informed about what the other two prayed about, “Nu? לאָזן גיין רעדן צו די וואַנט!” ( Let them go talk to the wall!)

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P.S. (A more elaborate version of the response is: “Nu? לאָזן יענע שמוקקס גיין רעדן צו די פאַרשטונקען וואַנט!” ( Let those shmucks go talk to the f*****g wall!). )

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