In a perfect world the perfect husband is: Litvak in the beis medrash Yekke at work Sephardi in the kitchen Ethiopian in the bedroom In a very imperfect world he is: Ethiopian in the beis medrash Sephardi at work Litvak…
Author: The Chelmisher Rav
The Silly World of Chelm and the Electric Car (Not the Tesla)
Once upon a time, in the silly world of Chelm, a salesman was passing through. “I am selling one of the most remarkable vehicles of all time!” he announced. “This car travels without mules, horses, and even without gasoline. It works only…
Rashi Tasting Rashi Wine (Joke)
If Rashi were alive today and tasted wine branded under his name, what do you think he would say? This is just a guess.
Arik Einstein & Uri Zohar (Aliyah w/Subtitles)
This is brilliant. A classic skit from the 70’s where Arik Einstein & Uri Zohar play all the roles. English Subtitles.
Dating Companies Hate Him – Suicide Bomber Getting 72 Virgins
An Answer to All Those Saying Tu Bishvat Isn’t a Real Holiday
Top 10 Awesome Tefillin Photos You Will Ever See
Jews Doing the Legend of Zelda Triforce Look
Yeshivah Clip – How a Rabbi Responds to Audio Recorders
This is an old clip I recently dug up. The Rabbi is about to start a lecture with students, each of whom leave their audio recorders to catch the lecture and then leaving. The Rabbi’s response is priceless.
Parody: Google Founder Sergey Brin: iPhone Users Are Pasul B’Eidus
In a historic development, Google confounder Sergey Brin has announced that any users of the iPhone will be deemed pasul b’eidus, invalid for future validity as witnesses in any court of law, let alone Jewish, have their Google wallets snatched,…