I Can’t Kvetch

A Jewish man in a hospital tells the doctor he wants to be transferred to a different hospital.
The doctor says “What’s wrong? Is it the food?”
“No, the food is fine. I can’t kvetch.”
“Is it the room?”
“No, the room is fine. I can’t kvetch.”
“Is it the staff?”
“No, everyone on the staff is fine. I can’t kvetch.”
“Then why do you want to be transferred?”
“I can’t kvetch!”

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