Yeshivish Joke – A Jewish Husband – Perfect and Imperfect

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In a perfect world the perfect husband is:

  1. Litvak in the beis medrash
  2. Yekke at work
  3. Sephardi in the kitchen
  4. Ethiopian in the bedroom

In a very imperfect world he is:

  1. Ethiopian in the beis medrash
  2. Sephardi at work
  3. Litvak in the kitchen
  4. Yekke in the bedroom