Yeshivish Joke – A Jewish Husband – Perfect and Imperfect

In a perfect world the perfect husband is:

1. Litvak in the beis medrash
2. Yekke at work
3. Sephardi in the kitchen
4. Ethiopian in the bedroom

In a very imperfect world he is:

1. Ethiopian in the beis medrash
2. Sephardi at work
3. Litvak in the kitchen
4. Yekke in the bedroom