
Hold My Bags Yeshivish for “I agree:” “I hold.” Yeshivish for “I disagree:” “I hear.” I hold = my opinion is… I hear = I don’t give a sh** “Where are you holding?” = “What gemara are you currently learning”…
In a perfect world the perfect husband is: Litvak in the beis medrash Yekke at work Sephardi in the kitchen Ethiopian in the bedroom In a very imperfect world he is: Ethiopian in the beis medrash Sephardi at work Litvak…