Hold My Bags Yeshivish for “I agree:” “I hold.” Yeshivish for “I disagree:” “I hear.” I hold = my opinion is… I hear = I don’t give a sh** “Where are you holding?” = “What gemara are you currently learning”…
Another oldie but goodie. This is the late 1970’s. Jimmy Carter, Menachem Begin, and Anwar Sadat had just signed the Oslo Peace Process. Shortly afterwards, they went to the western wall to say some prayers. As soon as they were…
Once upon a time, in the silly world of Chelm, a salesman was passing through. “I am selling one of the most remarkable vehicles of all time!” he announced. “This car travels without mules, horses, and even without gasoline. It works only…
If Rashi were alive today and tasted wine branded under his name, what do you think he would say? This is just a guess. Other ideas: “This is even worse than my commentary” Mordieu, c’est horrible ! (Goodness, this is…
This is the little-known tale of how G-d came to give the Jews the Ten Commandments. G-d first went to the Egyptians and asked them if they would like a commandment. “What’s a commandment?” they asked. “Well, its like, Thou…
These were gathered from the internet years ago. It’s worth reposting -RH Your “Start” button would be replaced with a “Let’s go! I’m not getting any younger!” button. The cursor moves from right to left. Instead of getting a “General…
In this hilarious skit, “The Rebbetzin,” a.k.a. Danielle Jacobs, plays a frum woman that takes the ice bucket water challenge. She mock-promotes Rebbetzin Chani Wolowik, Rebbetzin Jungreis, and Hacham Amnon Yitzhak. Good luck on that 🙂 In all seriousness, the…
I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, “Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?” And I said, “Did you ever think you killed all the funny…
