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Religion and Fleas
Be Like Mikemoud: Perhaps Nike Should Teach Them A Lesson?
Zionists Killed the Dinosaurs – What’s Next?
I want to put it on record that this photo is fake and a parody. If you didn’t get that before then I genuinely feel sorry for you. There are people that want to see to the destruction of this…
Photo Taken from a Mechitzah on a Monsey Trails Bus Made With a Tallis…
This is nothing new. Monsey Trails is known for having a cloth Mechitzah to separate males and females. But, when there is no cloth, some improvise using a Tallis.
The Jewish Soldier That Captured Soldiers Without Firing a Shot
An American Jewish soldier stationed on the Austrian front lines in World War II, became known in his unit for uncommon bravery. On multiple occasions, he would go behind enemy lines at night, and each time return with a dozen…
A Vet
One early winter morning, Rabbi Bloom was walking beside the canal when he saw a dog in the water, trying hard to stay afloat. It looked so sad and exhausted that Rabbi Bloom jumped in, and after a struggle, managed…
The Shuls on the Desert Island
A man is rescued from a desert island after 20 years. The news media, amazed at this feat of survival, ask him to show them his home. “How did you survive? How did you keep sane?” they ask him, as…
3 Rabbis and a Blessing on Lobster
An Orthodox, a Conservative, and a Reform rabbi are each asked whether one is supposed to say a brokhe (blessing) over a lobster (non-kosher food, normally not eaten by religious Jews). The Orthodox rabbi asks, “What is this…’lobster’…thing?” The Conservative…
Jewish Weddings and Whose Pregnant
At an Orthodox wedding, the bride’s mother is pregnant. At a Conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant. At a Reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant. At a Reconstructionist wedding, the rabbi and her wife are both pregnant.