Category: Merry Mishmash
Zionists Killed the Dinosaurs – What’s Next?
I want to put it on record that this photo is fake and a parody. If you didn’t get that before then I genuinely feel sorry for you. There are people that want to see to the destruction of this…
Oy Vey! The Danger of Coming from a Chassidishe Home
Make Sure to Go to the Bathroom Before Counting of the Omer – Sefirat HaOmer
Moses + Hello Kitty
Top 20 Jewish Quotes
1. “In Jewish history there are no coincidences.” – Elie Wiesel If you would have asked me my favorite Yiddish word, I would have saidbashert. It translates into the idea that Wiesel so beautifully captured as aphorism in my favorite quote.…
Top 10 Signs You’re a Toronto Jew
1. You know about Hartmans, Sobeys, Kosher City, and Perls. Same thing with Dr. Laffa, Ba Li Lafa and Hummus Hummus. 2. You know about the politics between the COR, Badatz Toronto and the MK. 3. You drive a vehicle with Leaseville on your licence plates.…
WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE
The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it and walks away in a fit of rage. The German – carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee. The Frenchman – takes out the fly and…
Photo Taken from a Mechitzah on a Monsey Trails Bus Made With a Tallis…
This is nothing new. Monsey Trails is known for having a cloth Mechitzah to separate males and females. But, when there is no cloth, some improvise using a Tallis.
Pirkei Avos – First Pesukim Interpretation – Talking About a Shul Kiddush
Recently I went through the first Perek of Pirkei Avos during a Kiddush at someone’s house and came to the conclusion that the whole thing can be an allegory for a Shul Kiddush (e.g. schapps, cholent, etc.). Here’s how. This…