These were gathered from the internet years ago. It’s worth reposting -RH
- Your “Start” button would be replaced with a “Let’s go! I’m not getting any younger!” button.
- The cursor moves from right to left.
- Instead of getting a “General Protection Fault” error, your PC would get “Ferklempt”.
- The Y2K problem has been replaced by “Year 5760-5761” issues.
- Hanukkah screen savers will have “Flying Dreidels”.
- I hear “Hava Nagila” during startup.
- Your PC shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.
- After your computer dies, you would dispose of it within 24 hours.
- “Abort, Retry, Ignore” would be replaced with “Stop it already – you’re killing me! You vant I should try it again?, I didn’t hear that!”.
- When disconnecting external devices from the back of your PC, you would be instructed to “Remove the cable from your PC’s tuchis”.
- Your multimedia player would be renamed to “Nu, so play my music already!”
- Internet Explorer would now have a spinning “Star of David” in the upper right corner.
- You would hear the tune “Hava Nagila” during startup.
- Microsoft Office would include “A little byte of this, and a little byte of that”.
- When running “Scandisk”, you will be prompted with a “You vant I should fix this?” message.
- When your PC is working too hard, you would occasionally hear a loud “Oy!!!”
- A “monitor cleaning solution” from Manischewitz would advertise that it gets rid of the “schmutz” on your monitor.
- After 20 minutes of no activity, your PC would go “Schloffen.”
- Computer viruses would now be cured with chicken soup.
- It comes with two hard drives-one for fleyshedik business software and one for milchedik games.
- Instead of getting a “General Protection Fault” error, my PC now gets a “Ferklempt” error.
- The Chanukah screen savers include “Flying Dreidels”. The PC also shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.
- The “Start” button has been replaced with a “Let’s go! I’m not getting any younger!” button.
- When disconnecting external devices from the back of my PC, I am instructed to “Remove the cable from the PC’s tuchus.”
- The multimedia player has been renamed to “Nu, so play my music already!”
- Internet Explorer has a spinning “Star of David” in the upper right corner.
- Microsoft Office now includes “A little byte of this, and a little byte of that.”
- When running “scandisk,” it prompts with a “You want I should fix this?” message.
- When my PC is working too hard, I occasionally hear a loud “Oy Gevalt!”
- There is a “monitor cleaning solution” from Manischewitz that advertises that it gets rid of the “schmaltz und drek” on your monitor.
- After 20 minutes of no activity, my PC goes “Schlaffen.”
- Computer viruses can now be cured with some matzo ball chicken soup.
- If you decide not to shut down the computer in the prescribed manner, the following message appears: “You should be ashamed of yourself.”
- When Spellcheck finds an error it prompts “Is this the best you can do?”
