By: Seth Galena
Cheers Theme Song
Making your seder in Florida today takes every penny you’ve got.
Taking a tax break from all your school tuitions, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your last name,
and they’re always related in some way.
You wanna be where you can see, that other people paid the same (for hotel)
You wanna be where everybody knows where you’re stayin. (Fountain Bleau)
You wanna go where people are showy, Brooklyn in Florida is all the same,
You wanna go where everybody flies business class on the plane.
You want to go where people know, the boardwalk is packed Chol Hamoed
You want to go where everybody knows your brother’s sister’s husband’s cousin’s butcher’s wife’s rabbi’s brother’s name.
Fresh Prince of Bell Air
Now this is the story all about how
My life in Egypt got flipped upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit back and lean I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Mizrayim
In West Alexandria born and raised
In a basket is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all floating in da Nile like swimming in a pool. When a couple of Pharaoh’s guys said we’re up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and the Jews got scared And said you’re moving down to Goshen with Yisro & Tzipporah there
I whistled at this burning bush and when I came near R. the bush said Shalom,
had I had too much beer?
If anything I could say that this miracle was rare But I thought can’t forget it, Yo Pharoah’s been unfair
I pulled up to a palace about seven or eight
And I yelled to Pharaoh, yo homes smell you later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To Let My People Go; Taking da Jews to freedom from despair
Muppet Show
“The Matzah Show” to the tune of the Muppet Show
It’s time to burn some chometz
It’s time to bless the lights
It’s time to start the seder, on the Matzah Show tonight
It’s time to put on kittels
It’s time to lean left, not right
It’s time to raise the 4 cups, on the Matzah Show tonight
It’s time to ask some questions
It’s time to leave Egypt tonight
It’s time to get things started on the most sensational
Inspirational, celebrational, sederational
This is what we call the Matzah Show!!!!!
(Discussion #1: How could Kermit be a plague?)
To the Tune of Gilligan’s Island
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip,
That started when we were slaves, on our exodus from Egypt
Moses was a mighty holy man, Aaron brave and sure.
The Jewish Nation escaped that night, For a three day tour, a three day tour.
The Egyptians started getting rough The Red Sea had no bridge to cross
If not for the courage of the fearless Jew, Our nation would be lost, our nation would be lost.
God split the sea and we came to shore to start a new lifestyle
With Miriam, and Aaron too, Under G-d’s care we did survive Moses’s lead,
The Torah and our Israel land
Here on Passover Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brady Bunch Theme song
Here’s the story
of our great-grand Bubby and Zeide
Who were enslaved for about 210 years.
All of them were stuck in Egypt, with their Jewish brothers, it was awfully hard work and bitter tears. Here’s their story, Lets call it a “Seder”
Which we tell about how they finally broke free!
God sent Moshe to deal with Pharoah,
and also to split the red sea.
Till that one day when God himself came to our rescue
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group of slaves would somehow form a nation.
That’s the way we all became the Jewish Bunch.
The Jewish Bunch, That’s the way we all became the Jewish Bunch. The Jewish Bunch.
To the “Three’s Company” Theme Song
Come and knock on our door …
We’ve been waiting for you …
Where the 5th cup is yours and yours and yours,
Eliyahu’s company, too!
Come join us for our sedor…
Take 15 steps that are new …
We’ve lived in galus that now needs your hatzolos,
Eliyahu’s coming IY”H soon.
You’ll see that life is a seder and Jerusalem is calling for you …
Israe’ls our rendez-vous,
Eliyhu’s coming now Nu!
To the “SILVER SPOONS” TV Theme Song
Here we are, face to face
A Candle & a Wooden Spoon.
Hopin’ to find, the leavened kind
Making it dust, burning’s a must.
Together, we’re going to find bread today
Bedika, searching the erev pesach night away.
To search all about for those 10 things you just can’t find.
Wooden Spoon & Candle together.
You and I bedika (saying Kol Chamira today)
You and I bedika (we’re going to burn it all away)
You and I BEDIKA.
Different Strokes
To the “Different Strokes” Theme song
Now on Pesach you gotta remove – all our bread even the crumbs,
What might be clean for you, may not be clean for your mom.
Two sons are born, they are one diverse team (wise and evil)
Then along come two, they’ve got no clue what anything means.
And we’ve got, 4 Different Sons.
It takes, 4 Cups of Wine.
It takes, 4 Different Questions to move the world.
Everybody’s got a special kind of custom
Everybody’s got 4 cups of wine,
Steal the afikomen, don’t get caught
If you do, so what,
Lean on your chairs, invite the poor, and we’ll have wine.
And together we’ll be fine….
And we’ve got, 4 Different Sons.
It takes, 4 Cups of Wine.
It takes, 4 Different Questions to move the world.
To the theme of “Sesame Street”
Chometz Day
Sweepin’ the crumbs away
On my way to where the Charoset is sweet
Can you tell me how to set,
How to set a seder for 50.
Come and stay
Everything’s Kosher For Pay-sach
Friendly neighbors there
That’s absolitely no seats!
Can you tell me how to set,
How to set a seder for 50
Can you tell me how to set,
How to set a seder for 50t…
How to set a seder for 50.
How to set a seder for 50.
To the Theme of “Happy Days”
Dam, Tzafadaya, unhappy plagues,
Kinim, Arbah, unhappy plagues,
Dever, Schin, unhappy plagues,
Darkness comes, what a plague, Will you finally free the Jews?!
This Passover is ours Let My People Go. (Oh Happy Plagues)
No more slavery scars (Oh Happy Plagues)
Oh please spill some wine.
Hello Moses, goodbye slaves,
Pharoah’s gonna give in, he’s gotta be insane.
You finally ready to be a free man?
Don’t forget your chocolate macaroon can.
This Passover is ours Pour me some wine. (Oh Happy Plagues)
Egyptians have SARS (Oh Happy Plagues)
Oh, afikomen please be mine Dam, Tzafadaya, unhappy plagues, Kinim, Arbah, unhappy plagues, Dever, Schin, unhappy plagues, Macat Bechorot, what a plague, Will you finally free the Jews?!
These Happy Plagues lets spill some wine (oh Happy Plagues) These Happy Plagues lets spill some wine (oh Happy Plagues) These Passover Days are yours and mine, These Passover days are yours and mine, Happy Days
To the “Growing Pains” TV Theme Song
Show me that matzah again. (Show me that matzah)
Don’t eat another marror cause you’ll be cryin’.
We’re nowhere near the end (nowhere near)
The best is Shulchan ORECH….Oooohhh.
As long as we got the seder
We got the hagada reading right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest Hebrews who never quit dreamin’.
As long as we keep on reading
we can bless any cup that comes our way
Baby, Chrain or Wine, all the time
We got each other Sharin’ the seder and love
Song to the tune of The Theme of TV Show The Golden Girls
Thank you for being Hashem
took us to Egypt and back again
you brought us out
with a “mighty hand” and an “outstretched arm”
(bum bum bum)
and if you only gave us Shabbos
we would still say DAYEINU
but you took us through a sea
so our nation could be free
and tonight i gotta say
Thank You for Being Hashem .
Link: http://www.bangitout.com/10-tv-theme-songs-to-sing-at-your-passover-seder/