Moishe and Solly are passing a Catholic Church and see a sign that reads “Convert to Catholicism, $50 Cash.”
Moishe turns to his friend Solly and says, “Hey, I’m going to try it.” He enters the church and returns a few minutes later.
“So, did you convert? What was it like?” Solly eagerly asks.
“It was nothing”, says Moishe, “I walked in, a priest sprinkled holy water on me, and said ‘you’re a Catholic.'”
“Wow,” says Solly, “and did you get the $50?”
“You Jews,” replies Moishe, “all you think about is money!”